The Wrestler (2008)

Randy “The Ram” (Mickey Rourke) was one of the biggest names in pro wrestling.  He had an action figure, was in a video game and had thousands of fans. His best years are behind him.  He’s lost touch with his daughter and is one injury away from being disabled.  Wrestler, The (2008) tells the story of an aging athlete trying to salvage what’s left of his life.  He befriends a stripper and decides to risk everything to hear the crowd cheer him one last time. There’s no tapping out for “The Ram”.

Rourke is a pumped up man slab who truly embodies a jacked up pro wrestler.  His tight tanned skin strains to contain the huge muscles rippling beneath its surface. His long bleached blonde hair gives an 80’s look to his fading wrestler.  His entire body is a solid mass of skinsational man granite.  He drops his tights once to give himself a shot and reveals a butt that’s as hard as a rock. The firmness of his flanks are confirmed when he takes a stroll in a hospital gown.  You’ll need a three count to recover.