If you’re not aware of French desserts, you could be missing out on profiteroles, crêpes, tarts, and macarons. Of course, none of these treats can make Mr. Man salivate like Thomas Dumerchez since this dish from France sure has some sweet buns! In fact, he looks so good that director Gaël Morel discovered him when he saw Thomas walking down the street. Clearly Monsieur Morel has great taste because he immediately cast the ingénue in his movie The Clan (2004). Also known as Three Dancing Slaves, the film features Nicolas Cazalé, Salim Kechiouche, Stéphane Rideau, and Tom’s nude debut! Dumerchez goes full frontal during a gay ménage à trois. Ooh la la! The camera pans down his body and gives us a quick, full screen shot of his John Thomas. Merci beaucoup! Later we get to see the other side of Tom as he exposes his bare bum. Talk about showing off one’s ASSets! Since then, the hottie could be seen sizzling on both the big (After Him, White Material) and small (C’est votre histoire, Boulevard du Palais, Marion Mazzano, New Wave) screens. He even appeared in the star-studded flick Paris, je t’aime (2006) with Ben Gazzara, Bruno Podalydès, Gena Rowlands, Gérard Depardieu, Javier Cámara, Juliette Binoche, Marianne Faithfull, Natalie Portman, Olga Kurylenko, Rufus Sewell, Steve Buscemi, and Willem Dafoe. After rubbing elbows with these skinternational A-listers, we’d like to rub on Tom too! Alas, we haven’t seen the actor since 2010. But we’re waiting with (mastur)bated breath for his big return!
