Top Coppers (2015)

Top Coppers follow the action packed adventures of bumbling police officers John Mahogany (Steen Raskopoulos) and Mitch Rust (John Kearns) as they attempt to rid the fictional world of Justice City from its deranged criminal underworld. A British spoof series inspired the conventions of American and British police procedurals of the 70s and 80s, (i.e. Starsky & Hutch, The Professionals), this program delightfully hits all the beats and clichés on the head for optimal laughs. In episode two titled "Don't Shoot the Messenger" you can watch Kearns joing John Chancer as they step out of the steamy public showers donned only in bright orange towels that highlight their beefy bods. While the two have a lengthy discussion about acting, you'll be reacting to the hearty display of beefcake and bellies. No getting dressed for these two. Just long solid stationary shots of the gentlemen in those tiny towels, with the slits growing wider and taller the more they move.