Nightmare Alley (2021)

Nightmare Alley is an acclaimed neo-noir period piece from the iconic director Guillermo del Toro. It's a critical hit and a formidable awards season contender, but Nightmare Alley might just go down in history for the nudity. That's our kind of movie! But we'll get to all of that in a second. Remember, good things come to those who 'bate. Nightmare Alley takes place in New York in the 1940s and stars blue-eyed beaut Bradley Cooper as Stanton Carlisle - a fast-talking ever-scheming conman who sees a golden opportunity in a traveling circus. He endears himself to some of the performers and uses the circus as a way to swindle money from the rich. But the ante is upped when Carlisle aims to shake down a filthy rich tycoon not adverse to getting his way via violence. Watch out Cooper! Sure, this is an instant Guillermo del Toro classic, but Nightmare Alley really made headlines in 2022 thanks to the male nudity. Bradley Cooper made the penis media rounds, talking up his first-ever frontal performance. The huge penis media hype surrounding Nightmare Alley is giving us Chris Pine in Outlaw King, and we live. But whereas Chris Pine's penis was only seen from far away, we get up close and personal with Bradley Cooper's penis! It turns out that this A-lister is packing a thick juicy cock. We can see it bobbing around in the water as he takes a bath in front of Toni Collette. This might be a nightmare to some, but it's giving us wet dreams!