800 Words (2015)

800 Words (2015) is an Australian sitcom about a father of two whose wife has passed away. He has a successful job in Sydney as the writer of a popular weekly 800-word column in the paper, but he wants to shake things up for his life's next act. He randomly decides to quit his very good job and buy a ramshackle shack in New Zealand. He plans to move his two teenagers there with him to start life brand new. The problem is that they don't want to move and he might be in over his head as they all navigate life and loss together in a brand new place. Erik Thomson is our leading man and he sure is cute, but he doesn't really take off his clothes at all. He lives on the beach, but he keeps everything intact. Sad! That being said, we do get to see an Outback dude's backside. Rick Donald pulls down his pants and puts his ass on an outdoor toilet. He takes a pause to stand and let us really check out his buns and hairy thighs as he stands in his shirt and no pants. We don't need 800 words to describe what we are seeing here. We really just need one: hot. Thank you, Rick Donald, for showing us your precious seat meat. Maybe next time Rick can show us dick. Here's a fun fact: his character's name is Woody. Watching Rick's rump is certain to give YOU a woody.