Both Gael García Bernal and Louis Garrel defined indie nudity in the 2000s and 2010s. You'd be hard-pressed to find a self-respecting millennial gay out there who wasn't nudged towards hishomo awakening by these two fine fine penises. But today there can only be one penis. Are you prepared to pick that penis?

Garrel made his legendary nude debut in the 2003 Bernardo Bertolucci flick The Dreamers, where he gets awfully cozy with Michael Pitt in various states of undress. Garrel showed his penis yet again the following year in Ma mère, and followed that up with frontal in Dans Parisin 2006, and much later in 2017 when he delivered dong in both Godard Mon Amourand From the Land of the Moon. Take a day off will ya!

Gael García Bernal first went nude just two years before Garrel, in Y tu mamá también. And we probably don't need to tell you that this is where you can find his legendary gay make out with Diego Luna. Gael took on a sexy gay role in Bad Educationin 2004 and two years later gave up the dong in The Science of Sleep.

Gael hails from Mexico, Garrel from France, and together these two amazingly hot actors are truly interNASTYional. As they say in France. Check out there hottest scenes and head to the Twitter poll to vote for which actor wins this Battle of the Bulge!

Gael García Bernal

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Louis Garrel

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