Battleship (2012)

Battleship (2012) is a full-on movie based on the board game that we all know and love. How does that sound? It sounds epic to us! This action-packed film from director Peter Berg manages to bring us a plot out of thin air for anyone who wanted to know how a movie could be made out of a board game (as if it hasn't been done before - ever heard of Clue?). In this story, a fleet of battleships has to go up against a mysterious armada. It is not immediately clear who the attack ships come from, but they have to rise to the occasion and fight off these other ships. When they find out what their scary agenda is, they understand what they must do to stop them once and for all. It's an action-packed film filled with ships, fighting, and hot muscular men. We love hot muscular men! One such hot muscular man is Taylor Kitsch who is looking like he is ready for battle with his intensely sculpted muscles. He looks like he was molded by a sculptor because his body is impossibly firm and fit. Taylor Kitsch is hot when he takes an ice bath and shows off his shirtless chest. He comes out of the ice tub and looks like his body is so hot that it could have melted all of the cold water in that bath. Hell, he could have turned this into a steam room with that six-pack (eight-pack?) abs of his.