Brotherhood (2009)

Brotherhood (2009) is a Danish drama that has its fair share of cream fillings! Lars (Thure Lindhardt) must leave the army after it’s discovered that he has a habit of making passes at his fellow soldiers. Good thing the Navy doesn't have that rule! Looking for a sense of belonging, he falls into the Neo-Nazi crowd, which you might guess isn't the most welcoming group when it comes to our LGBTQ brothers and sisters. In fact, they like to go on racist and homophobic rampages and commit hate crimes for fun. Lars soon falls for his homophobic brethren Jimmy (David Dencik), only to find that this fascist secretly has a rather limp wrist. When the feeling becomes mutual, the gay lovers start hooking up, which puts both of their lives in danger. When Lars' little brother (Morten Holst) gets jealous about how quickly his brother is rising the ranks of the group, he rats our gay lovers out to the gang's leader (Noclas Bro). They force Jimmy to beat Lars instead of beating him off. Once the violence is over, can our secret lovers reconcile and leave their past behind, or is their past going to catch up with them. The moral of the story is: if you're a gay man, don't join a Nazi group. Did that really need to be said? Okay, but what about the skin? Brother, it's real, real good! There’s plenty of nudity here, as Dencik goes completely naked in one scene while getting out of the shower, then cozies up to Lindhardt in bed with both men in just their undies in another. But the real Third Reich magic happens when Mads Rømer, Johannes Lassen, Michael Grønnemose, Martin Metz, and Morten Holst show their plump rumps before running into the ocean! We're supposed to watch that skinnydipping scene and believe there were only two Aryans that were fairy-in? Doubtful! We bet that Brotherhood was all about the brotherly love!