Burt Reynolds Nude

We at Mr. Man like to consider Burt Reynolds the 21st century’s Southern Clark Gable.  What with that ticklish mustache, sly crooked smile, and charming laugh, Burt’s the sort of star you hope to blow.  (Hmmm? What did we say? Oh!)  We meant … Burt is a star … that we hope to blow.  (God! What’s wrong with us???  What are we actually trying to say? ) He’s a star – that part we’ve covered – he’s a bright glowing orb in the sky that has no foreseeable future of extinguishing. (Yeesh!)  He is a star we don’t see blowing OUT anytime soon.

We’re blushing over here. It’s like we’re saying we want to blow Burt Reynolds.   …Of course we’d blow Burt Reynolds! From the first time he pushed that Pontiac Firebird to the max in Smokey and the Bandit, to his performance in Deliverance, all we’ve wanted to do is squeal like a pig for him. 

Sadly, when it comes to Mr. Reynolds, maybe too much is left to the imagination.  Only once are we privy to not much more than his naked backside in The Man Who Loved Women.  And for a man who once starred in a movie called The Longest Yard, all we’re asking for, at the very least, is a glimpse of a couple of inches. Unfortunately for us, he died before he could show us more. Burt passed away at the age of 82, leaving behind an impressive array of sexy roles for us to remember him by.