Cheech Marin Sexy

Stoner Cheech Marin gets us rock hard — especially when playing Padre Benicio Del Toro in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete (2010). Granted, the 5’ 6” guy is no Benicio Del Toro, but he has had the good fortune of collaborating with Rodriguez on From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003), and the Spy Kids trilogy (2001-2003). In addition to acting on film (After Hours, Tin Cup, Yellowbeard) and TV (Lost, Nash Bridges, The Golden Palace, Rob), Cheech does voice work for animated movies (Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Cars, Coco, The Lion King, Oliver & Company) and video games (Cars Race-O-Rama, Disney Infinity). Born Richard Marin in Los Angeles, the California dude attended classes at San Fernando Valley State College but dropped out before earning his degree. He then met his cannabis comedy partner Tommy Chong while living in Canada in order to dodge the draft. As the hit duo Cheech & Chong, the two released records (Get Out Of My Room, Los Cochinos, Cheech & Chong’s Wedding Album, Sleeping Beauty) and the motion pictures Up in Smoke (1978), Things Are Tough All Over (1982), Still Smokin’ (1983), and Cheech & Chong’s The Corsican Brothers (1984). In Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie (1980), the Chicano comic flaunts his bulging briefs. If that’s not erotic enough, he models his be-thonged buns in the R-rated romp Nice Dreams (1981), which includes views of his hairy chest! Maybe the movie should have been called Wet Dreams since this weed-loving toker is smoking hot!