Dave Parker Nude

Dave Parker is a badass dude with a bad ass to admire. This brunette babe is an actor and director who works almost exclusively in the world of low budget horror. But have no fear, dandy Dave isn't scared to leave his pants on the floor and bring out his trouser snake on screen. Dave made his screen debut in the short film Eating Out (2012) before playing Jesus Christ in Fang Bang (2012). He made his full length debut in the very timely Bath Salt Zombies (2013) before moving on to Slimy Little Bastards (2016), which he also directed, and Halloween Spookies (2016). But Dave first had us sliming our pants and taking naughty baths thinking about his role in Plank Face (2016). It's the story of a man who ends up in the middle of the woods where he's attacked by backwoods rednecks. At one point, a man holds Dave down and we watch as he pulls his pants off and threatens to stick a knife up his butt. It should be disturbing, but all we could think was that's a tight tush. He must work out. A lot of planking. We'd give him a good spanking. Dave moved on to the surely non-controversial Gay for Pay: The Erotic Adventures of Jesus Christ (2017) and the surely chock full of cutting edge special effects flick Dinogore (2020). But we were really getting it up to his work in Paying Up (2021), In that story of a junkie trading his body parts for drug money, we see Dave's private parts as he lies in bed, cock and balls out, both while preparing for a naked woman to join him and as part of some weird ritual. It pays to explore the low budget horror section. Dave Parker, we love to see your porker!