Friday the 13th (1980)

With Friday the 13th (1980) Hollywood finally responded to the growing success of indie slasher movies with a big-budget version that would launch a thousand bloody machetes. The movie introduced gore-obsessed audiences to a new anti-hero in Jason Voorhees, as well as his tragic origins at Camp Crystal Lake. If Jaws (1975) made you scared to go into the ocean, well, this made you terrified to get it on with your teenage hottie, as nookie inevitably led to the carnal couple getting eviscerated. Scream (1996) fans will remember that Jason's not actually the killer in this one. Instead, we meet Mr. Voorhees (Ari Lehman) in the 1950's when some camp counselors let him drown because they're too busy doing it to save him. Decades later, Steve Christy (Peter Brouwer) decides now is the perfect time to reopen the camp, so he hires some horny teens of his own to serve as counselors. They head to camp to set things up, and of course, soon enough they're all getting slaughtered. But not by the hockey mask wearing mountain of a man! Nope, this one has Jason's mom (Betsy Palmer) doing all the killing! You want to half-ass your counselor job trying to get ass? Then your ass is gonna get killed! The trendsetter of making sure there's plenty of flashing along with all that slashing, Friday the 13th has a great look at one very famous dude smuggling some grapes. When the gang of teens decide to go for a dip in Camp Crystal Lake, which isn't exactly crystal-clear water, film icon Kevin Bacon brandishes a bulge in his blue Speedos. Bacon makes everything better! He'll get an arrow through the neck eventually, but that cock outline was TGI-eye candy in Friday the 13th!