The forty-six-year-old wrestler turned actor John Cena stole the Oscars last night by appearing nude on stage! He was there to present the award for Best Costume Design, and did so in no costume at all - just the sealed envelope covering his wiener. Or so the audience thought.
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In this hilarious bit, Cena inches across the stage careful to not let his penis and balls slip out for the celeb attendees and tens of millions of viewers to see. (Too bad). However, backstage photos reveal that Cena actually wore a nude modesty pouch to cover his genitals and ass. This is hardly a surprise, so for those of you wanting more Cena than we got at the Oscars, check out his actual nudity below!
In 2015 John Cena displayed his big, huge... personality in the hit comedy Trainwreck. Everyone remembers how he brought Amy Schumer the "protein" during sex (why is that kinda hot?) and how he displayed his ass and erect towel rod cock in the bathroom. He might be hydrated, but we're still thirsty!
Cena stayed clothed for the under-the-radar 2017 Tour De France spoof Tour De Pharmacy, but he did showcase his superhuman strength by tossing around fully naked comedian Chris Romano. John Cena's got balls... in his face.
Another year, another hit comedy for this industry moneymaker. In 2018's Blockers Cena spiced up his marriage by playing nude Marco Polo in the kitchen with his on-screen wife. A man who seems to refuse a role unless he can get naked? Our kinda guy.
Cena took a heinie hiatus until 2021's Vacation Friends. He plays one half of a hard-partying couple that boozes up two mild-mannered vacationers. Cena exposes his ass and Speedo tan line while drunkenly conversing with the cosmos. Pondering the bigger things in life. Like that azz.
2021's The Suicide Squad was a huge improvement over the original 2016 Suicide Squad. The secret to the 2021 version's success? The fact that John Cena flaunted his monstrous bulge in tighty-whities as the superhero The Peacemaker!
People loved what they saw so much in 2021's The Suicide Squad that Cena got his own Peacemaker spinoff series. This DC Extended Universe show is a hit with critics as well as those who simply want to see John Cena's ass, bulge, and unbelievable muscles.
And of course, the truck nuts in Die Hart. ::Chef's kiss::
