Peacemaker (2022-2025)

The world of DC superheroes is finally getting the Marvel treatment with its first-ever DC Extended Universe (DCEU) series! Peacemaker is a spinoff of The Suicide Squad and takes place after the events in this hit 2021 film. The Peacemaker series tells the origin story of one of DC's sexiest stars! We loved seeing Peacemaker's (John Cena) bulge in The Suicide Squad, but he takes things even further in this explicit series. Peacemaker is a defender of justice who will seek peace no matter the death toll. Showrunner Janes Gunn even describes Peacemaker as "the world's biggest douchebag." The series is super bloody and is filled with sex, dick jokes, and everything you could want from America's favorite douche. We find Peacemaker healing from the injuries sustained during the insane Project Starfish fight that took place at the end of The Suicide Squad. It doesn't take long for him to meet up with a member of Armed Revolutionaries Governing Under Secrecy (A.R.G.U.S.) They enlist Peacemaker for something called Project Butterfly. Peacemaker essentially works as an assassin, and one of his first projects is to kill a politician, Senator Goff. Unbeknownst to Peacemaker, the people he's killing are actually alien butterflies. So there's that. But we're honestly just here for John Cena's insane body. He's been stripping down quite a lot on camera recently, and Peacemaker is no exception! Check out his literally insane bulge (we suspect some stuffing is going on, but who knows!) as well as his ass as he bangs a woman from behind over the bathroom sink. Plus he lets his ass hang out of an open hospital gown. And what an ass it is. And co-star Freddie Stroma as Vigilante is no slouch either, though his nude scene is the work of a body double! You should make peace with that fact now!