Alright, alright, alright! Today we honor someone who loves being in his birthday suit just as much as we love looking at him in it - the man, the myth, the legend - Matthew McConaughey, who turns 53 today!
What better way to praise this sexy Texan on his special day than with all his best nudity! Sticking to the stuff on screen, of course, and not that time he was arrested naked and high while playing the bongos in 1999.
Matthew McConaughey's Best Nude Scenes
For the longest time, a shirtless Matthew McConaughy was one of life’s staples, until art imitated life in 2008’s Surfer, Dude and we got to see Matthew’s amazing tan lines while he played a didgeridoo in the buff. The dude knows how to blow a long pipe!
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Things just got better from there, with fantastic scenes featuring his bare booty in 2011’s Killer Joe, 2012’s The Paperboy, 2013’s Dallas Buyers Club, and 2016’s Gold.
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In 2019, Matthew strips down to nothing and jumps into the ocean in Serenity. The title suggests calm, but the beautiful shots of his naked body underwater get us excited every time! That same year he whips it out to piss off a dock in The Beach Bum. Definitely not bummed about that!
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Nothing tops Matthew’s critically-acclaimed performance in the male stripper tale Magic Mike. Soaking up the spotlight, the adoration, and the dollar dollar bills, the sculpted stud is truly in his element gyrating on stage. And if you didn’t notice it during the film, you can spot some under-ballsack in this still during his somersault.
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Cheers to many more years of magical dudity!
