If There Be Thorns (2015)

Based on the V.C. Andrews’ novel of the same name, the Lifetime network’s If There Be Thorns (2015) is the third installment of the series that follows Christopher (Jason Lewis) and Cathy (Rachael Carpani) as they begin their lives together as man and wife. Cathy’s sons Bart (Mason Cook) and Jory (Jedidiah Goodacre) are in the dark about the auspicious nature of their parents’ relationship. But when the mysterious Corinne (Heather Graham) moves in next door and befriends Bart, he is set off on an odd transformation that leads him down a path where all of the family’s hidden secrets are revealed with tragic consequences. This basic cable flick provides us with brief scenes of shirtlessness from both Jason Lewis and Jedidiah Goodacre in semi-sexy scenes. Neither of these dudes have any thorns!