Indigenous (2015)

A groupe of 20-somethings go to Panama for a booze-filled week of adventure. Does this sound like the beginning of a horror movie to you? Because it should. That's what happens to this group of swimsuit-clad tourists, who decide to make the trek to an obscure waterfall in the jungle against the caution of the locals. "Don't go to the jungle," they said. "No one comes back," they said. But this is a horror movie, so they decided to go anyway. Famous. Last Words.

Anyway, when they get there, we are treated to a smorgasbord of shirtless men, including Jamie Anderson, Juanxo Villaverde, Michael Mealor, Pierson Fode, and Zachary Soetenga. The splishing and splashing only lasted for a bit though, because soon enough, a chupacabra began hunting them down one by one. And we thought they were bad when they were devouring livestock.