It Follows (2014)

Imagine, for a second, that something is always following you with the intention to kill, and that you have no idea what this thing will manifest itself as. Imagine, then, that you can transfer this deadly entity to someone else through sex. That's what Jay (Maika Monroe) deals with in David Robert Mitchell's critically acclaimed horror film It Follows (2014). Longing for the freedom romanticism brings, college student Jay has sex with a new boyfriend named Hugh (Jake Weary) in the backseat of his car. After the deed is done, Jay wakes up tied to a wheelchair, and Hugh explains to her that on top of that mediocre dick, he's gifted her with a supernatural STD. Starting now, she'll be followed by something that wants to kill her. It's going to disguise itself as other people and it will walk slowly, but no matter how far you go it will never stop coming for you. The only way to get rid of this STD-like paranormal curse is by having sex with someone else. Do it with some dude and it will follow him instead, until it manages to kill him at which point it comes for you again. Since Jay's a thin, blonde college girl her options are essentially endless, but after a few close calls with the creature she opts to sleep with her friend Greg (Daniel Zovatto) to buy herself some time despite him not believing her story. Giving your beaver to a nonbeliever ends up being a bad idea, since soon enough it's killed Greg and is coming for her again. Jay realizes she's going to have to kill this thing rather than run or keep having naked fun. How hot would a man have to be for you to supernaturally screw yourself by screwing him? The silver fox Don Hails is pretty close. We see Don standing on the roof totally naked, his cock visible as Jay drives away in terror. Mr. Man sure wishes men that look like that followed him everywhere he went. If only more DILFy actors followed Don's lead in It Follows!