Jay Acovone is the working man’s stiff. He strolls in, clocks in, thrusts his talent at you like a pro and then clocks out. You’ve probably seen him repeatedly, having appeared in notable movies and television shows as Terminator 3, Independence Day, Friends and Criminal Minds to name only a few. The reason he’s not so-SO recognizable is because he’s constantly cast in parts that aren’t nearly as juicy as the man playing them is. And juicy might as well be his middle name. He proved that when he performed a few black-and-white, and in-glorious-color, scenes where he shows off his bare, thick and strong glutes in the TV show, Red Shoe Diaries. Though he’s steadily worked over the decades, he hasn’t shown much skin since then. But we think that as long as he keeps nibbling at the Hollywood nut, there’s always the possibility we’ll finally see some of his wood.