Joe Absolom Nude

Thanks to the boob tube, British bloke Joe Absolom enters many fans’ bedrooms — at least those who live across the pond. A few decades ago, the sumptuous Londoner popped up in peanut butter ads before making his movie debut in Antonia and Jane (1991). Since then, he could be seen on England’s small screen via guest spots on the police drama The Bill (1992-1996) and the Anne Brontë miniseries The Tenant of Wildfell Hall (1996). The following year, Joe scored his big break when he was cast as Matthew Rose on the popular soap opera EastEnders (1997-2000), for which he was named Best Actor by the TV Quick Awards and the British Soap Awards. Of course, the adorable actor won us over when he flashed his ass in the rom-com Dream (2001). Our wet dreams for more flesh were answered when we got a second helping of Joe’s body in the snowboarding flick Extreme Ops (2002). In addition to revealing his rump, Mr. ABSolom exposes his abs while strutting his stuff in the buff! If that’s not hot enough, you can see the hottie’s shaft and sack! Had the scene run longer, the film could have been called Xtreme Ops. Next, Joe (and his naked T&A) appeared in the short film Bottle (2009). With I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013), the performer came full circle because the revenge sequel showcases his PB&J. No, the abbreviation doesn’t stand for what you think, it means the prosthetic Penis & Balls on Joe!