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I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013) Nude, penis, balls, prosthetic We all have our vices, but Joe has his prosthetic pair in a vice. It's more cringe-worthy than sexy. (35 secs)
Bottle (2009) Nude, butt, shirtless Joe goes for a stroll around the house in the buff. (30 secs)
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Fresh faced and forever cute, English actor Joe Absolom has the looks for the big screen and a body for your bedroom fantacies. Joe is so good-looking that he has become a quite popular figure on the boob tube, he’s especially known for portraying the record-spinning market trader Matthew on the BBC soap EastEnders. Though we didn’t get to see what was going on south of Joe’s belt, we did a good view of his cute ass in the romantic comedy Dream (2001). And dreaming we were…for more flesh from the lanky actor, and our dreams were answered when we got a second helping of his hindquarters in the snowboard-flavored flick Extreme Ops (2002). The British babe played the downright unlikable Ivan in the grotesque horror flick I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013), showing some prosthetic package in a torturous scene. Not for the squeamish! Even though he keeps his clothes on, Joe has become quite a handsome fixture as Al Large on the medical drama Doc Martin. Let’s hope we find out very soon if he lives up to his character’s surname! We’re all eyes and anticipation!

Filmography

Nude, penis, balls, prosthetic We all have our vices, but Joe has his prosthetic pair in a vice. It's more cringe-worthy than sexy. (35 secs)

Bottle (2009) - as Charlie

Nude, butt, shirtless Joe goes for a stroll around the house in the buff. (30 secs)
Nude, butt, penis, balls After one beer, Joe turns into "that guy." He jumps out of the hot tub to show off his butt and peen. (20 secs)

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