Bottle (2009)

If you have ADD and want a satisfying look at some ass, Bottle (2009) is the perfect film for you. The twenty-two minute short centers on Charlie (Joe Absolom), an ex-boxer-turned alcoholic with nothing going for him, except his young family. One night, while alone in his house, Charlie decides to go head-to-head with a bottle of vodka. Instead of dumping the devil’s nectar down the drain, the poor fellow torments himself by trying not to give in the temptation to imbibe in the bottle’s lustful contents. As he tries to keep his head on straight, Charlie manages to lose his clothes and bare his buns while strolling around the house in the buff. That’s an ass we’d love to get drunk on!