John Mulaney Sexy

The funny man who calls himself "kid gorgeous", John Mulaney is more than just his hilarious jokes about Law & Order and the absurdity of college. He's also a stone cold fox, who doesn't seem to age! In fact, true Mulaniacs know you could pour soup in his lap and before he could say sorry, we'd lick it right up! The brunette baby face hails from the Midwest originally, but after a childhood of theater work went to Georgetown and honed his funny skills alongside Nick Kroll and Mike Birbiglia as a member of an absurdly accomplished improv comedy troop. John moved on to New York, where, after killing it in the stand up community, he ended up as the head writer for Saturday Night Live. It was hard to keep his cut jaw and coy smile behind the camera, however, so John filmed a series of stand up specials called The Comeback Kid (2015), New In Town (2012) and Kid Gorgeous (2018). He also had a stint with his own short-lived Fox sitcom called Mulaney in 2014, that only lasted one season. Oh well. John had a long run as the obnoxious college professor George St. Geegland on Kroll Show, a role he reprised on Late Night With Seth Meyers and Conan. He appeared as an asshole version of himself on Crashing, and played a wildly sexual version of the famed transcendentalist Henry David Thoreau on Dickinson. Our dick wanted to give John a thorueax inspection seeing him shirtless in his log cabin abode in that one. Aside from hosting SNL five times, John's been voicing characters on shows like Big Mouth and The Simpsons, but the role from Mulaney that made our little John super veiney was an episode of the NYC comics based yukkfest Difficult People when he got naked in a locker room. Wearing only a towel to tether his nethers, John's steamy nude body looks absolutely dapper. Don't be difficult, drop the towel, John, and show us what you're working with!