Dickinson (2019)

Dickinson (2019) is a TV series about the tortured and tormented life of writer Emily Dickinson. But this is no dull period piece about the woman behind "I Taste a Liquor Never Brewed." It's a crazy Apple TV series where Emily uses modern slangs, swears, hangs out with Wiz Khalifa, and doesn't need a dude. Lasting three seasons, the show centered around Emily (Hailee Steinfeld) as she writes all sorts of longing poems about how her not-so-secret lesbian crush Sue (Ella Hunt) is getting married to her lawyer brother Austin (Austin Blake Enscoe) even though she likes making out with Emily! Miss Dickinson's lack of appreciation for dick isn't her only problem, though. Emily's mom (Jane Krakowski) is constantly pushing her to put down the pen, find a nice man and become a housewife. As she gets all melancholy about her friend not playing with her melons, she'll go on to create some of the most beloved poems of all time. Hope is the thing with feathers, but if you're hoping for full-frontal you're going to be disappointed. Still, even though she's not into them, Emily, certainly has some delicious muses like John Mulaney who plays a shirtless Henry David Thoreau, to lust after. We would like to give that body a thorough pat-down! We would also like to touch Matt Lauria like a book with braille after we see him shirtless. He is clothed and costumed later on and making out with an unknown dude, which means at least one member of the LGBT community was getting sexually satisfied back in the day. We'd love to put a Dickin-him! You'll be jerking like the dickens seeing those dudes in Dickinson!