John Rengstorff Sexy

At first glance you may not think that John Rengstorff could get you off. For most of his career the elderly actor kept a low profile. He began acting relatively late in life with early portrayals of a scientist in the short film Moon Sun Boy (2004) and a professor in the 15-minute movie The Shakespeare Theorem (2005). By 2013, John could be seen in the feature-length film Wet Behind the Ears starring Margaret Keane Williams and Doug Roland. Through the years, the senior appeared on the big (Sight Unseen) and small (Onion Sports Dome) screens. With his white hair and glasses, Rengstorff seemed like he’d be relegated to distinguished parts. But looks can be deceiving. This is especially true when it comes to his 2016 guest spot on Deadbeat (2014-2016). The Hulu series features Tyler Labine, Lucy DeVito, Brandon T. Jackson, Kal Penn, Kurt Braunohler, and John’s Johnson! While playing an old man on the episode entitled “The Duchess of Stourbridge,” John unzips his pants and drops his dong into a glass of milk. We’ll drink to that! To be clear, Rengstorff’s rod isn’t clear. That is, his penis is pixilated. And probably prosthetic. But the scene is still funny as heck. Speaking of comedy, the multi-talented man worked as a writer on the amusing documentary The Baxter Mite Show: Afterlife Law (2010) with Vincent Lorusso and John Edward Miller. Did we mention John also performed on the program? Mr. Man just loves when Mr. Rengstorff reveals his... sense of humor!