John Valley Sexy

How sweet is my John Valley? Oh, so sweet. John Valley is a multi-talented American filmmaker, actor, writer, and all-around hunk. With his dark brown eyes and his knowing grin, John looks like the kind of guy that will get you into all kinds of trouble - good, sexy trouble. This hottie lives and work in Austin and began his career directing music videos. He started acting in 2009 when he appeared in a short film called Ink to Paper. He has since acted in Kevin (Probably) Saves the World (2017), Red 11 (2019), After the Night with Valerie (2019), We Can Be Heroes (2020), and No Loss, No Gain (2021) to name a few. He wrote and directed the 2020 film The Pizzagate Massacre which dissects the internet Pizzagate conspiracies in a very dark, twisted, and hilarious way as a journalist and a right-wing militiaman get to the bottom of this. He is behind this social satire and in front of it because he stars as Philip. In one tense scene where a bunch of militiamen is all arguing with their guns, John Valley tries to end the argument in the hottest way possible. He pulls out his dick. Granted, this is a prosthetic cock which we can tell because it is huge penis. It is floppy, thick, and delicious and it works. It causes everyone to shut up and stare at his dick. This proves something that we all know: penises bring peace. All we are saying is give penis a chance!