The Pizzagate Massacre (2020)

The Pizzagate Massacre (2020) is a dark and modern satire that takes us deep into the world of conspiracy theories, specifically the Pizzagate Theory that sprung up on the internet around 2016. This far-right conspiracy theory suggests that a series of pizza restaurants engage in human trafficking and other horrible sexual deviancies in the basements of the pizza restaurants and that the most powerful people in the world are all in on it. Yes, pizza. So all of this could be going down in a Chuck E. Cheese. In this film from writer and director John Valley, a journalist and a right-wing militiaman join forces to get to the bottom of these rumors and conspiracies in order to find out exactly what is happening. Are these sex cults real? Are they being run by the Illuminati? You will have to watch to find out. The film's creator, John Valley, plays Philip who shows his prosthetic cock when he whips his dick out during a very tense shootout. When he does this, everyone pauses and looks at his thick dick. So his move worked! If his penis was really that thick and juicy, then it would truly be a secret weapon to pull out to end any argument. A good cock can make everyone forget their differences. Tinus Seaux plays Duncan Plump who goes shirtless and leaves us hungry for more. Can we get a little more nudity from Duncan Plump? Maybe next time we can get these guys with extra cheese.