Section 8 (2022)

Section 8 (2022) is a grizzled action fan's delight, uniting Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Dermot Mulroney, and Scott Adkins for a good old fashioned tale of revenge. True Blood hunk Ryan Kwanten stars Jake Atherton, a former soldier who is serving time in prison for murdering the men responsible for killing his family while he was serving overseas. Lundgren's mysterious Tom Mason pays Jake a visit in prison offering him a deal he can't refuse: He'll be sprung from prison and given a job as an elite assassin tracking down high value targets. Of course, nothing is as simple as it seems and there's likely going to be an insanely high price to pay in the end! While we'd love to tell you that all of these hunks doff their duds and do a circle jerk, this ain't that kind of movie. We do get to see Ryan Kwanten shirtless in the shower, but even that might not be enough to give you Section 8 inches!