616 Wilford Lane (2021)

616 Wilford Lane (2021) sounds nice enough...until you realize that 616 sounds a lot like 666. It sounds TOO close to 666 for any horror film's liking. That is because this is one of those scary haunted house movies, so strap in. A recent widower is grieving, but he has to keep living for his two teenaged daughters. In order to move on, they need a change of location. They buy a dream house in a very sweet small town to start fresh. We all know that moving into a dream house is never what it seems in these kinds of films. The dream typically winds up being the nightmare! Soon they find that they are not alone in the house. There is clearly something evil in the house ready to haunt them until they leave. Jon Hermann plays Matt who is definitely not a teen. Have you ever seen a teenaged boy look like that?! We didn't think so. He shows off his manly abs and pecs in two separate scenes. In one scene, he is hanging out by the pool with his other shirtless and bikini-clad friends. He gets out of the water and shows off his lean muscles. Look at that six-pack! If you missed it, then you can see it again when he gets out of bed to investigate a scary sound. There is no need to fear those chiseled abs and muscular pecs. Oh, and those cum gutters? You will want to fill those gutters for sure.