The sterling sex god Jonathan Silverman has a body just begging to be crushed on. Jonathan is originally from Los Angeles, California, and went to high school with David Schwimmer at Beverly Hills High School, which is apparently Hot Jew U. Jonathan got his, well, big break by playing Jonathan Maxwell on the Nell Carter family friendly sitcom Gimme a Break! But Jonathan was in lots of good stuff back in the era of big hair. You might know him as the young Brookylnite drafted to fight in World War II, Eugene Morris Jerome in Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986), and Harry in the infamously bad Caddyshack II (1988), but by far the flick that made Silverman a silver screen sensation was when he played Richard in the legendary dead body comedy Weekend at Bernie's (1989). We'd let Jonathan control our whole body anytime! How many eighties girls were saving themselves for Silverman, we may never know, but we're pretty sure it was a ton after seeing his work in the road trip comedy Breaking the Rules (1992). At one point in the movie, Jonathan leans back by a fire and lets his shoulders and pecs pop in the light of the fire. Unfortunately for him, that woman later tries to drown him. This must have symbolized how much pussy Jonothan was drowning in after that flick hit the big screen! Jonathan starred in another sitcom as an NYC writer looking for love on NBC's The Single Guy in 1995, then moved on to make some mostly forgettable movies. Jonathan never hit the level of fame he had back in the eighties ever again, but he did have runs as the evil arms dealer we'd love to go under the covers with, Mitch Bishop on K.C. Undercover, greeting card writer Harry Kennison on the high school buddies all live together comedy In Case of Emergency, Peter's dad Lasker Parkes on Greek, Dave on NBC's Good Girls, and Daniel Bennett on the Canadian summer resort drama Moonshine, in addition to a bunch of low budget movies he's made over the years. But Jonathan will forever be known for pulling off the best cadaver puppetry ever put on screen. We'll never stop polishing our knob to Jonathan Silverman!
