Have you ever wondered which celebrities have the best penises? Every day of your life? Literally same! That's why we took the time to round up the top 100 celebrity penises ever. These are the best frontal scenes ever filmed for movies and television.
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Everyone deserves to see this viral list of the top 100 celebrity cocks, so I'm giving this epic day in online celebrity thirsdom the attention it deserves by turning some of the hottest celebrity penises ever caught on camera into dazzling GIFs... so you don't have to. There are just so damn many hot penises to choose from, but these are the ones I personally want to watch over, and over, and over, and over again. And over.
Top 100 Celebrity Penises
So how did we choose the best celebrity cocks. Well of course, we're looking for width, length, and overall attractiveness of the penis in question. A hefty set of supporting balls doesn't hurt. And equally important, we're looking for scenes that do a good job of highlighting the goods. Dark and shadowy indoor nude scenes need not apply! We want our dicks lit like a YouTuber after receiving his first ring light from Amazon.
Don't tell anyone or I'll get in trouble, Tom Mercier's penis is my favorite ever. Seriously it's a secret, shhhh! I personally prefer his penis scene in his first-ever acting role - Synonyms - to this one in the HBO series We Are Who We Are, but if you don't agree, that's fine. Our country was founded on the freedom to like Tom Mercier's Coke can penis in whichever film you prefer. In Synonyms he masturbates a little in the shower and becomes semi-erect! But in We Are Who We Are, you have this...
Jude Law gay? Yes way! The real-life ladies man once was a man's man in the Oscar Wilde biopic Wilde. He plays one of Wilde's boy toys, and in this scene Wilde enjoys watching Jude Law have sex with another man, Benedict Sandiford, in bed. Law later shows his pubes, but the shot is all about Sandiford's penis. The look on Jude Law's face says it all.
21 high school penises. We counted. How could we compile a list of the best penis scenes in Hollywood history without touching on Jacob Elordi's encounter with 21 high school penises in Euphoria. Jacob doesn't join in on the penis fun but he gets an eyeful of some beautiful boys with wonderful cocks.
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Paris Hilton's ex, Chris Zylka, hit the big time with his role on the series The Leftovers. In a fantastic frontal shot, Chris is wrestled out of a van bottomless. We can see his hot penis and just a mouthful of sac flopping around in broad daylight. Forget Stars Are Blind, that scar is blinding!
Then you have 70s heartthrob Robert De Niro in the Bernardo Bertolucci movie 1900. Robert was peak sexy in this scene in which he and Gerard Depardieu both showcase their quintessential 70s packages in bed together. Actress Stefania Casini even takes Robert's hand and places it on Gerard's penis! This could have been the start of something beautiful.
Speaking of Bernardo Bertolucci, you can find the erotic filmmaker's most homoerotic scenes in The Dreamers. Every 2000s gay remembers where he was when he saw Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel's matching hot cocks in tons of confusingly homoerotic scenes. For example - this one, in which Garrel and his on-screen sister Eva Green attempt to shave Michael's pubes while all of them are completely nude. Siblings be like!
Finally, people do not give Jack O'Connell's fully nude scene in Starred Up enough credit. Point blank periodt. His tight twunk bod is just so damn perfect, and we love seeing what he's hiding between his legs. He even has to pop a squat in the buff for the officers, allowing his penis and balls to be seen dangling between his thighs.
