Karl Markovics was born in Vienna, Austria, and we can only imagine he was born with his long and weary, but drop dead sexy face. Karl looks like he's seen some stuff, and been out in the cold plenty of times. Though he's got plenty of fans that would be more than happy to let him in and warm him up. Though he has made the biggest impact in Austrian cinema, this Viennese squeeze has fans all around the globe that would love a peak at his Vienna sausage. The chance would arise when Markovics appeared in the long-running German detective show Polizeiruf 110. Skinny dipping with Lola Dockhorn, Karl climbs out of a lake letting it all hang out. And while the cold water looks to have taken its toll on his totem pole, we'll see him grow back to a normal size while he basks in the sun on the dock. There are plenty of fans that would love to sit with him on this dock, but they'd probably rather sit on his cock. There are plenty of fans that love to watch Karl Markovics, and many more that would love to lick Markovics' thick dick.