Holy crapola is this one fine serving of man pie! Kelly Blatz has a truly gorgeous face complete with a jaw that's so chiseled you could use it to chip ice off your windshield. And we're not the only ones who have fallen in love with Kelly's unique look. He's been cast in some of the biggest Hollywood projects in the biz including 90210, Chicago Fire, NCIS, and Fear The Walking Dead. Of course, none of this is even to mention his first role - in 2006's Simon Says. Here a very young Kelly shows off his Abercrombie-worthy 2000s bod, which comes with a deep irresistible tan and bulging muscles. Kelly will make you swelly! Unfortunately, Kelly did not fully relieve us of our...um...tensions, because he hasn't shown off everything underneath those clothes just yet. Nevertheless, Man Central is still obsessed with watching Kelly's filmography for any evidence of masturbation fuel coming out of it. You can see him looking sexy as hell (albeit clothed) in movies like 4 Minute Mile (2014), Exeter (2015), When Duty Calls (2015), Hex (2018), What Lies Ahead (2019), Sinister Savior (2020), Love by Drowning (2020), Loren & Rose (2022), and many others. With any luck, Kelly will get in touch with his naughty side and shed those threads very soon. Until that blessed day comes, we at home will have to keep coming from his less revealing work on the boob tube and silver screen. One thing's for sure, Kelly Blatz makes us want to splat!
