Kingpin (1996)

A bowling movie full of strikingly handsome dudes with sex appeal to spare? We must be talking about the fabulous, freaky Farrelly Brothers flick Kingpin (1996). In the undisputed king of bowling-based comedies, Woody Harrelson plays Roy Munson, an Iowa farm boy who was once the next big thing in the world of bowling. But when seasoned pro Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray) feels the heat of a young competitor hot on his trail, Ernie convinces Roy to hustle some local bowlers. When they get upset and things turn violent, Ernie flees and leaves Roy to be beat up, robbed, and even have his hand lopped off. Seventeen years later, Ernie's still a star in the bowling world while Roy's a hook handed, drunken mess. When Roy runs into an Amish bowling prodigy named Ishmael (Randy Quaid) on the outskirts of Pennsylvania, he sees a pupil he can turn into a star. But Ishmael doesn't want to throw away his principles, and Ernie's not going to let Ishmael come for his crown. Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid's comedy chops were working in full force in this iconic sports comedy, so it’s a shame really that the Farrelly’s opted to cut an uproarious skin-filled scene featuring both dudes in the nude with three priests giving them a high-pressured hose down. Holy Moly, that's a lot of white hot, pasty white ass! A room full of dude rump? That's right up our alley! What wasn't left on the cutting room floor was when Randy tried to raise some cash by putting on a bikini and dancing around a strip club, as well as when he hopes out of bed shirtless. The haircut might be goofy, but that chest is hot! Your mind will be firmly in the gutter watching Kingpin!