George of the Jungle (1997)

Kicking off in 1967, the original George of the Jungle cartoon was a parody of the Tarzan movies that asked, "what if the king of the jungle was a complete moron?" Kids got a kick out of seeing him forget he lived in a treehouse and plummet to the ground after stepping out the front door, and constantly swinging from vines directly into trees. With the cartoon beloved by boomers, in 1997 George went live action, giving us the chance to see an in his prime Brendan Fraser wearing nothing but a loincloth. Yes, in George of the Jungle (1997) Fraser plays George, the famed "white ape" who has become a bit of a Burundi legend. San Francisco heiress Ursula Stanhope (Leslie Mann) doesn't care about the hunting her fiancé Lyle (Thomas Haden Church) wants to do, but she would like to see the ape. When a hunting trip goes awry, she gets her chance. Finding herself saved by George, she gets to see his treehouse and meet his talking animal friends. Deep in the bush, we can read between the lines as to how she falls in love with him so quickly, but soon enough George is coming with her to San Francisco. There, George can't handle the urban jungle, and all sorts of hijinks ensue. Throw in Lyle's refusal to let George take his girl without a fight and this flick is full of cartoonish bits! With all that swinging from vines and running around in the forest, the small flap of fabric covering Brendan Fraser's dirty bits has ample opportunity to flutter, revealing a scrumptious pair of buns! George may not be all that bright, but who needs wit and charm when they’re flashing such spectacular flesh? No, we never see the long, thick vine we'd like to hang from, but George flashes ass when he gets out of the shower and doesn't realize he needs to use a towel. Ursula tries to block the good parts, but a bowl can't hide that good bubble! Brendan Fraser is absolutely ripped in this movie. Just shredded beyond belief. Constantly shirtless, his abs are absurd, and he shows them off at every turn! That'll turn some straight dudes. Strong as he can be, indeed! He might be the white ape, but George of the Jungle will give you jungle fever for Brendan Fraser!