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Keywords: Brief Nudity, White, Brown Hair

Nude Roles: 3

Birthplace: Yakima, Washington, US

Date of Birth: 02/22/59

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Sex and the City (1998-2004) Sexy, shirtless, straight Ep. 03x12 | 00:13:58 A shirtless Kyle carries his gal to bed. (1 min 6 secs)
Sex and the City (1998-2004) Nude, butt Ep. 03x15 | 00:21:19 Thrusting cheeks from Kyle MacLachlan when he's caught rounding up the tadpoles in the bathroom. (25 secs)
Sex and the City (1998-2004) Sexy, shirtless, underwear Ep. 03x17 | 00:21:58 A sweaty and sexy Kyle MacLachlan practices his tennis serve in just his boxers while getting into a fight with his wife, Charlotte! (44 secs)
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Tall, dark, and hunkishly handsome Kyle MacLachlan was once described as “the boy next door, if that boy spent lots of time alone in the basement,” probably because of the reputation he earned for weirdness as the leading man in some of David Lynch’s most mind-blowingly surreal films. Kyle first worked with Lynch in the 1984 sci-fi epic Dune, where he played the messianic sand-worm riding Paul Atreides. You can ride our sand-worm any time, Kyle! In 1986, Kyle worked with Lynch again in the steamy noir thriller Blue Velvet, where he had kinky sex with Isabella Rossellini. Blue Velvet? More like Blue Balls! In 1990, Kyle played keyboardist Ray Manzarek opposite Val Kilmer’s Lizard King in the Oliver Stone-helmed rock biopic The Doors. Talk about lighting my fire! Kyle cemented his reputation as David Lynch’s go-to guy when he portrayed pie-loving FBI agent Dale Cooper in the cult TV series Twin Peaks. We’ve got some pie for you, Kyle. After Twin Peaks, Kyle appeared in the live-action adaptation of The Flintstones (1994), the TV movie Roswell (1994), and the much-loved stripper flick Showgirls (1995), where he, unfortunately, kept his clothes on. We’re waiting for Kyle to star in the sequel, Showboys! It's been a while since Kyle has shown us his seat meat, but you can still catch him looking sexy as hell in any flick or boob tube show he appears in, most notably 2019's High Flying Bird. Show us everything you got, Kyle, and birds won't be the only thing in the sky!


High Flying Bird (2019) - as David Seton

Showgirls (1995) - as Zack Carey

Nude, butt, shirtless, straight, penis 01:25:06 Kyle MacLachlan strides naked towards the pool, a long bottle and two glasses in hand. Too bad this was shot from behind! (38 secs)
Nude, butt, shirtless 01:27:22 Get a quick peek at Kyle's spread cheeks when he wakes up and grabs his showgirl. (54 secs)

Blue Velvet (1986) - as Jeffrey Beaumont

Nude, butt, straight, penis, sexy, shirtless Young Kyle MacLachlan's tender tuchus dominates the screen as Isabella Rossellini blows him at knifepoint. (1 min 25 secs)

TV Shows

How I Met Your Father (2022-2023) - as The Captain

Sex and the City (1998-2004) - as Trey MacDougal

Nude, butt Ep. 03x15 | 00:21:19 Thrusting cheeks from Kyle MacLachlan when he's caught rounding up the tadpoles in the bathroom. (25 secs)

Twin Peaks (1990-2017) - as Dale Cooper

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