La Grande Bouffe (1973)

La Grande Bouffe (1973) is the ultimate form of midlife gluttony: an endless supply of food, a bevy of prostitutes, and a villa in the countryside. A group of successful men decide to indulge themselves to death, combining rich food in a somewhat erotic way with sex. (There is, in fact, scenes where both people are eating while getting it on.) Starring Marcello Mastroianni, Ugo Tognazzi, Michel Picooli, and Philippe Noiret, this erotic film borders on sitophilia in the most gratuitous of ways—which is the point, after all. Many of the men shows of their biscuits and their balls while getting down and dirty with the prostitutes, making for one cream-worthy movie. Food fight, anyone?