Hot Nights of Linda, The (1975)

Diabolical director Jess Franco was a master of sexploitation, though even for him the plot of The Hot Nights of Linda (1975) is pretty out there. Essentially, a nurse named Marie (Alice Arno) needs a job, but all she can get is a gig out in the country working for a rich dude named Paul (Paul Muller) who needs help with his two daughters. There's the titular Linda (Catherine Lafferière), a sickly a feeble young woman and her perpetually horny adopted cousin, Olivia (Lina Romay). How horny is Linda? She's so horny that a huge part of Marie's new job is keeping Olivia from pestering Linda for some hot lesbian action. No problem, she'll just let Olivia lust after her instead! Yes, this one has an alternative title that makes it clear Linda's not the one looking for a hot night, but the one getting sexually assaulted by Olivia. House butler Abdul (Pierre Taylou) would love some of that action! Eventually Marie will realize that her horny housemate is the least of her problems! Paul might be a murderer, he might be looking to kill her, and none of that will actually matter in the end. No, not just because this is a softcore sexploitation flick whose plot is cobbled together to jump from carnal scene to carnal scene, but because in the end the whole thing will end up being a dream! Cop out ending! Still, if you're in the mood for some wet dream material to give you serious lumber as you slumber, the slender and sexy Pierre Taylou cuts through all the female flesh with some amazing views of his backside and peen. He's having sex with all the ladies in this house, getting ridden like a stallion and thrusting like a sex expert until Paul catches him and whips him for punishment. Whip us up something to eat and meet us in our bedroom butt boy! We mean butler. Sure, there's a lot of female nudity, but after seeing Pierre's pecker maybe the film should’ve been titled “The Hot Nights of Pierre”?