The classical handsome Lew Ayers is the kind of actor your grandparents used to masturbate to. With his carefully styled hair, debonair smile, and twinkle in his eyes, Lew could make anyone weak in the thighs. Though he got his big break in the romantic drama The Kiss (1929), Lew made a real splash, showing his ass in a homoerotic skinny dipping scene in the classic anti-war film All Quiet on the Western Front (1930). The front of your pants will be far from quiet when you check out the famous black and white behind. Though his clothes stayed on throughout the rest of his career, Lew looked down right sexy in popular films like Johnny Belinda (1948), The Carpetbaggers (1964), and Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973). We know it’s a bit dated, but don’t be afraid to get lewd with yourself while watching Lew splashing around in the nude. Let the past give you a blast!