Luis Guzmán Nude

Luis Guzmán once won an award for “Best Latino Not in a Service Industry Role.” It was the All Def Movie Awards who bequeathed the trophy (Mr. Man is assuming there’s a trophy) for his work as the character Bacon in the film Keanu (2016) with the dynamic duo of Key and Peele. Of course, that award and that movie are by far the least of what Luis is known for. Born in Puerto Rico but quickly relocated to NYC, his distinctive mug first hit the big-screen playing Jose in the movie Variety (1983). He’s since completed over 100 movies, been in six mini-series, over a dozen TV movies, and been in 70 or so different TV shows. He's even been in the Bruno Mars music video for “Gorilla” and in the Marc Anthony, Will Smith, Bad Bunny collab for “Está Rico.” So it’s safe to say he’s gone well beyond the non-waiter roles in his career. You can see him in tiny orange panties in Shameless, where he played Mikey O’Shea in 2019; witness his naked ass as Jorge in Hightown in 2021; and glimpse the back of some hairy balls in a threesome with Catherine Bell and David Spade in The Do-Over(2016), where he plays Jorge the Shooter Boy with Adam Sandler. Mr. Guzmán has also done some pretty impressive flicks with some impressive people. He’s been in three Paul Thomas Anderson films: Boogie Nights(1997) with Mark Wahlberg, Magnolia (1999) with Tom Cruise, and Punch-Drunk Love (2002) with Adam Sandler; has parts in three Steven Soderbergh movies: Out of Sight (1998) with Jennifer Lopez, The Limey(1999) with Peter Fonda, and Traffic (2000) with Michael Douglas; and was in two Brian De Palma’s: Carlito’s Way (1993) with Al Pacino and Snake Eyes (1998) with Nicolas Cage. Not to mention three Sidney Lumet films, a Renny Harlin, a Ridley Scott, a Tony Scott, a Richard Linklater, and Johnny Depp’s The Brave (1997), starring Johnny and Marlon Brando. Mr. Man needs a nap after all that.