Clive Owen is back and daddier than ever in Monsieur Spade, in which he plays the iconic character Sam Spade, who was originated by Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon way back in 1941. Sam is one of the most famous Hollywood sleuths, and in Monsieur Spade, he's trying to enjoy retirement in an idyllic spice of the south of France, when he's sucked into a case involving a brutal local murder. But don't feel too bad for Sam Spade! Genetics are on his side, as Owen is looking simply stunning in Monsieur Spade. Everyone who watched the series wondered if Clive Owen did indeed show his butt in the premiere episode, but sadly we detect that a body double was used for this pool skinny dipping scene. No matter. That hairy chest is all Clive's, so we'll take it. Monsieur, please pass the lotion!