True Detective (2014-2024)

HBO's critically acclaimed anthology crime drama True Detective gives the viewer distinctly different casts, stories, and even a new and unique theme song each season. Created by Nic Pizzolatto, its first and most acclaimed season debuted in 2014 and focused on two Louisiana detectives: Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) and Marty Hart (Woody Harrelson) as they hunt a serial killer known as "The Yellow King" over a period of seventeen years, jumping back and forth in time, and always keeping viewers on the edge of their seats. Season two switched locales to La La Land, where California Highway Patrol officer Paul Woodrugh (Taylor Kitsch) teams with Raymond Velcoro (Colin Farrell) and Antigone Bezzerides (Rachel McAdams) to figure out if Frank Semyon (Vince Vaughn) was behind a murder that set up a land deal which would make Frank rich. Season three bounced between the 80's, 90's and 2010's with black Vietnam Vet Wayne Hays (Mahershala Ali) investigating the possible kidnapping of some children. When one is found dead but the other is believed to be alive, the case becomes one that haunts both Wayne and his partner's (Stephen Dorff) lives for decades. The fourth season got really remote, heading all the way to Alaska with Chief Liz Danvers (Jodie Foster) trying to figure out what happened to eight researchers who mysteriously vanish from a remote facility. Truth is, your thing must be defective if you didn't pop at least half a chub a few times watching True Detective. The sweetest peek of all comes in episode six when McConaughey has sex with his lady friend in the kitchen and pulls his pants down a bit to show off the top half of his hellacious heinie! Alright, alright, alright! His partner Woody didn't go that far, but he did show his abs while looking at himself in the mirror after taking a shower. Season two of True Detective continued to bring the grit as police officers from three different stations must work together to solve an increasingly complex crime. It was murder in the THIRST degree with some amazing ass action from Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch when he drops his towel to get a BJ! Both Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell showed their bare chests during some post-sex lounging, while Gabriel Luna nearly mooned us but stopped at shirtlessness. Get ready to slip that hand under your waistband, because Joel Montgrand didn't look half bad when he was in the tub, even if we never saw his nub, while Charles Halford mastered the sleazy but sexy look as long as you can overlook his horrible tattoos. In season three it was Mahershala Ali roasting his barechest in front of a roaring fire. Hot! But the fourth season brought out the big guns, with former Doctor Who star Christopher Eccleston daring you to ask who has a better ass when he rails Jodie Foster against the wall. Mr. Man can't get enough of the mysteries, but he really loves the beautiful men. We can't stop getting off to the officers of True Detective!