Sexy cheek bones? Check. Blue eyes? Check. Mysterious, crotch warming gaze? Double check! Brooklyn-born babe Noah Segan is a beautiful distraction waiting to happen. The handsome hunk’s acting career began to take shape as he travelled from one TV series to the next. From Married... with Children to CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Noah sailed through the rough seas of TV, eventually landing safely in the rougher waters of Hollywood, scoring roles in terrorist-themed drama Myron’s Movie (2004) and the film-noir flick Brick (2005). Noah caught Mr. Man’s eye with his homosexual make out scene in the crazy comedy Adam & Steve (2005). Now that’s the way to take on a role! Noah took part in scaring us in the horror flicks Deadgirl (2008), Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009), Chain Letter (2009), All About Evil (2010), and The Frozen (2012). There’s definitely nothing scary about Noah! It was in the crazy sci-fi thriller Looper (2012) where Noah enjoyed some substantial Hollywood success. He certainly created some science-friction in our pants! Noah is a babe of biblical proportions! The big screen loves his talent and charm, but our libido and imagination really loves the blue-eyed babe! He comes in hot as the cigarette addicted lover of Diora Baird in the 2010 indie drama, Quit, where the jilted lovers try to drop their nicotine addiction on an extended weekend trip to the desert, but end up using their irritable nature against each other. They also try to screw away to ciggie shakes and we get to see the naughty Noah in his tighty whities on a few occasions!