Amazon, Max, Peacock, and Netflix are here to bust any and all No Nut November plans with a bunch of new nudity. Be warned - watching these titles is going make things very hard. And by “things” we mean the thing in your pants!

Cross

Amazon has released the new series based on the iconic James Patterson character Alex Cross in its entirety. And guess what? It’s entirely filled with nude dudes like Ryan Eggold, Tyler Barre, and David Webb, and the latter two deliver some delicious full frontal!

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My Mad Fat Diary Season 2

Amazon also has both seasons of this British dramedy series, but season 2 is the one you’ll want to tune into. It’s there you’ll get to sneak a peek at Nico Miralegro’s wet cheeks in the shower and maybe even journal about how they made your day.

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Kriya

There’s still plenty of horror to be had for those who want it to be Halloween all year round, and plenty of skin too. For a heaping helping of both, stream this 2020 collab from India and the UK now available on Amazon that features Noble Luke Donald Duck-ing it, then going completely nude.

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Baby Steps

Also on Amazon, Matt Pascua and Patrick Zeller both bare their backsides in this 2023 sequel to the gay rom-com Say Yes from 2018. They’re the two slices of bread in a double penetration sandwich but it seems we’re still one step away from a look at their fronts.

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Butch Camp

Paul Denniston plays a gay man who goes to a camp to get lessons on being more manly from a lesbian dom. Things get complicated when he falls for a woman’s boyfriend (Jason Terisi)until it turns out he’s not that straight after all either. Even better - they both flash their asses a few times and you can see them on Amazon!

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Lady Chatterley’s Lover

There have been many nudity-heavy adaptations of D.H. Lawrence’s controversial erotic novel, and this 1981 version now on Amazon is no exception. Nicholas Clay plays the titular sex partner, bringing out his balls, butt, and cock throughout.

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Life of Brian

If you ask Mr. Man, the bright side of life is the side with all the nudity. Which is why we love looking at Graham Chapman’s python and Terry Jones’s naked nether region in this comedy classic, now found on Amazon.

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Midsommar

Max has added over five hundred newly streamable titles, including these next few ones with notable nudity like Ari Aster’s 2019 horror where Jack Reynor takes a little vacay from his clothes, joining in a Swedish celebrating by going completely in the raw for a weird sex ritual.

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Deadpool

Max now has the original 2016 adventure with Ryan Reynolds as the Merc with the Mouth. Although, it’s his penis and posterior that are the body parts we’re most interested in!

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Watchmen

Max also has the 2009 Zack Snyder adaptation of Alan Moore’s famous graphic novel, which has Patrick Wilson’s cute patootie on display plus Billy Crudup sporting a CGI chode as Dr, Manhattan. The answer to who watches the Watchmen is us!

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The Night Porter

Nazis and BDSM are the magic combo in this controversial 1973 drama now on Max which has beautiful dancer Amedeo Amodio busting out his booty and Nino Bignamini flashing full frontal while getting out of bed.

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The Long Good Friday

Not long after being released on disc, this 1980 film can now be found on Max, and with it, a young Paul Barber and his bare butt cheeks. Stream it and take a long, good look!

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A Bigger Splash

What’s the only thing bigger and better than a penis - two penises! This film has double the dong thanks to hotties Ralph Fiennes and Matthias Schoenaerts strutting around in the buff and you can see them both on Max.

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You Won’t Be Alone

Head over to Peacock for this 2022 thriller and check out the can on Carloto Cotto. If seeing his haunches turns you on, you aren’t alone!

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Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson

Those who tuned into the boxing match on Netflix (and weren’t plagued by buffering) got an unexpected bit of nudity when the 58-year-old heavyweight walked his bare buns in front of the camera. This is why we constantly say every film and TV show should have a locker oom scene!

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