It’s officially 2025! Now that the ball has dropped, why not watch some pants drop on your favorite streaming platforms? Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, Max, and Peacock all have plenty of nudity to help you exercise one arm at least and maybe work off some of those extra holiday pounds. Keep reading for all the deets!
Dope
Hard to believe it’s been ten years since this California coming-of-age story hit screens, but now you can head to Amazon and see a pre-Spiderverse Shameik Moore show off his booty cheeks. Say hell yes to Dope!
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Yentl
Amazon now has the 1983 musical that features a fully nude Broadway legend! Mandy Patinkin and a bunch of skinny-dipping young Jewish men try to entice a cross-dressing Barbra Streisand to join them. Oh Mandy! Well you came… and then we came!
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The Commune
Speaking of skinny dipping, Amazon also has this 2016 drama from Thomas Vinterberg that stars Nordic nudes Ulrich Thomsen, Lars Ranthe, and more stripping down completely and toasting each other before jumping into icy-looking waters. Now, that’s how you commune with nature!
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Something’s Gotta Give
Something’s gotta give and it’ll probably be your pants zipper when you see Jack Nicholson’s bare buns poking out of a hospital gown in this 2003 Nancy Meyers rom-com that’s now streaming on Amazon.
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The Model
This 2016 drama from Denmark is also on Amazon, and Dominic Allburn’s all nude body before he steps into a swimming pool is a muscular must see!
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Squid Game
We were gifted the second season of Netflix’s hit South Korean series this Christmas - and with it a look at star Lee Jung-jae’s unwrapped ass. Outside of the cash prize, it’s the closest to a money shot we get!
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Dallas Buyers Club
Netflix has an open hospital gown of its own too, worn by Matthew McConoughy in this award-winning 2013 drama. Matthew even does one better than Nicholson and delivers some sneaky backsack! If this is the club, how do we join?
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This Is 40
An unrated version of this 2012 follow-up to Knocked Up is also on Netflix, and this is where you see Paul Rudd’s steamy seat as he sexes up Leslie Mann in the shower after taking Viagra. He needs to drop that towel completely so we can check out the full effect!
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Tank
Before James Cromwell was the revered Oscar-nominated actor he is today, he spent the 80s making comedies like Revenge of the Nerds and this 1984 flick where he undresses and gets his bare-naked butt handcuffed to a pole. If only we got to see his pole!
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Guest House
Another comedy on Netflix, this 2020 film has Bobby Lee popping a nude squat while trying to start a generator. His glutes will generate something in your pants!
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Gone Girl
Hulu now has THE big dick drop of 2014 - yep, Ben Affleck stunned us all by solving the mystery of the impressive sausage he’s packing, plus NPH shows some skin of his own.
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Sorry to Bother You
This quirky 2018 comedy is also streaming on Hulu now, with its blink-and-you’ll-miss-it look at Lakeith Stanfield’s super cute caboose. He can bother us with that booty any time!
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The Good Girl
Jennifer Aniston may have a torrid affair with a horny young Jake Gyllenhaal in this 2002 indie, but it’s Tim Blake Nelson who’s the real bad boy of this film when a dog steals his sheet and we get a peek at the goods!
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Threesome
Hulu also has this 1994 film about three roommates in an unusual love triangle. It proves three really is the magic number when the trio goes for a dip and we see Stephen Baldwin and Josh Charles bare behinds!
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I Am Love
In addition to his critically acclaimed work Call Me By Your Name, Max has added Luca Guadagnino’s 2009 Italian film where Edoardo Gabbriellini points his tush and more at the camera while making love to Tilda Swinton. He’ll have you saying “I am horny!”
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Eat Pray Love
If that isn’t enough love for you, the 2010 travel journal is also on Max and serving up a heaping helping of bum from a naked David Lyons. Love affairs ARE awesome and we’re having one right now with his backside.
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I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Peacock has added this 2009 Tyler Perry joint where Brian White shares his shockingly sculpted ass while crawling out of an electrified bathtub. Maybe watch this one all by yourself and enjoy a little me time!
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Red Dragon
You can see Ralph Fiennes's amazing performance in the critically acclaimed film Conclave on Peacock now, or you can stream this 2002 Silence of the Lambs prequel where he swings dong while running up a staircase, your choice.
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