Red Dragon (2002)

While The Silence of the Lambs (1991) was an iconic flick that featured a legendary, Oscar winning performance from Anthony Hopkins, there was one unanswered question that really ate at viewers: if Dr. Hannibal Lector AKA "Hannibal the Cannibal" was so much smarter than all those FBI Agents, how'd he get caught in the first place? The Brett Ratner directed prequel, Red Dragon (2002) answered that question while giving Hopkins a new game of wits sparring partner to jostle with, and a new serial killer to help track down. In this one, Edward Norton is FBI agent Will Graham, a boy genius type who comes close enough to figuring out that Lector's a murderer that the doc stabs him. He survives, though, which lands Lector behind bars. Will quits working for the FBI until he's brought out of retirement to track down a dude killing people every full moon who is known as the “Tooth Fairy” but later makes it clear he'd like to be called "The Red Dragon (Ralph Fiennes). Will knows the only way he can pull that off is if he enlists the help of Hannibal Lector, but of course Lector's not going to be forthcoming with his thoughts. Quid pro quo, as he's so fond of saying. Mr. Man would trade whatever the dudes in Red Dragon wanted for a chance to drag them into bed with him, after seeing the skin in this flick. Edward Norton shows off his six pack abs while he's stripping down to talk with his girlfriend. FBI? More like F-boy eye candy! Philip Seymour Hoffman isn't quite as lucky as Ed's girl. He is stripped down to his whitey tighties and strapped in a chair, but only because The Red Dragon has captured him and is making him look at his naked, tatted bod. As nudie aficionados we definitely prefer our men without such murderous instincts, but fans of Mr. Fiennes will want to check out his smokin’ booty and full body tattoo while he shows Philip his buns! They're tight, white, and have us feeling right! Yes, even we’d DIE for another look! Around here we eat ass, and that one looks yummy! No, not like Lector! Forget it. That ass is as hot as fire in Red Dragon!