Patrick Roach Nude

If you ever wondered what a penis would look like smashed against the plexiglass in a sports arena, Patrick Roach has got your back, with his front. The Canadian comic is known in his native Nova Scotia mostly for playing Randy in The Trailer Park Boys movies and TV series. The original Trailer Park Boys movie premiered in 1999, and followed  with such tantalizing film titles as Countdown to Liquor Day (2009) and Don’t Legalize It (2014), and by TV movies like Drunk, High & Unemployed (2015), and Live at Red Rocks (2020). The TV series have been plentiful, as well, with Patrick continuing his adventures as Randy in Trailer Park Boys from 2001-2018, Ask Me Fucking Anything from 2014-2017, Jail in 2021, On the Road with TPB from 2013-2021, and Park After Dark from 2019-2022. In between all this mayhem and humor, he also created the character of Swearman, presenting him to the world via the series SwearNet on the Road from 2013-2014, followed by the movie Swearnet: The Movie (2014). It’s in this latter project where Patrick, dressed in a super-hero costume, then not dressed in a super-hero costume, becomes Mr. Man’s personal hero when he falls over the edge of a balcony during a game, dangling with his dick smashed against the plexiglass, in direct view of a camera lens. His junk is flashed on the Jumbotron, then re-hashed on a news segment. (And because you’re curious, and Mr. Man has all the answers, that dude with the long blonde hair who points and exclaims, “What the fuck!” is none other than Sebastian Bach, lead singer for ‘80s hair band Skid Row. And also, a Canadian.) And now you know.