Paul Schneider Nude

In the right light, Paul Schneider certainly looks like marriage material—he’s tall, handsome, and he styles his hair in such a way that recalls that preppy schoolboy you had a crush on in high school. With his clothes off, he looks like masturbatory material, the kind of dude you conjured up when you were touching yourself during your teenage years. After appearing in two shorts and two films, Paul quickly made his nude debut with his starring role in the romantic drama All the Real Girls (2003).  Now that’s a real man! Showing his naked body wasn’t a death knell to his career, it was quite the opposite. Paul scored roles in the hit films Elizabethtown (2005), The Family Stone (2005), The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007), and Lars and the Real Girl (2007). Proving that his handsome and has a sense of humor, Paul got liquored up and gave us a word-slurring lesson in William Henry Harrison on the television series Drunk History. His ability to laugh at himself came in handy for his role as city planner Mark Brendanawicz on the popular comedy Parks and Recreation. The musical drama Beloved (2011) gave us a longer overdue look at Paul’s rumpage during a steamy threesome. And if that doesn’t hit you in all the right spots, you’ll definitely be pulling a onesome when you see Paul’s completely nude but strategically covered body in the comedy Goodbye to All That (2014). Let’s hope that Paul continues to say good-bye to his clothes!