Pete Holmes Nude

Lexington Massachusetts' own super cute comic, Pete Holmes had plans to be a youth pastor after college. But while he liked public speaking, he found his favorite part of the spreading the gospel gig was telling jokes. So, he decided he'd pass on the pastor life and become a standup comedian. After getting his start on the Christian comedy scene, he quit on Christ, transitioned the the normal stuff and found tons of success. In addition to voicing the E Trade baby, Pete performed on some late night shows, wrote for some sitcoms like I Hate My Teenaged Daughter, and voiced Toby the fish man on Ugly Americans. We hate to tell you what your teenaged daughter was thinking about doing with the decidedly not ugly Pete Holmes! Pete is best known for his stand-up albums Impregnated With Wonder (2011) and Nice Try, The Devil (2013), though he also hosts a popular podcast called You Made It Weird. We'd like to make it with Pete, whether normally or any weird way this Christian boy wants to! Pete starred in his own late night talk show, TBS' The Pete Holmes Show from 2013 to 2014. But Pete Holmes finally did some showing when the comedy series based on his own life, Crashing premiered on HBO in 2017. The show follows a comedian who is lost in the world after a divorce. Pete shows some skin in the second episode of the series, called “The Road.” We get a peek at Pete’s beautiful buttcrack as he pulls up his T-shirt in the bathroom, after doing the junk hold on his way to a "sit pee." Yes, he sometimes sits while he pees. Maybe someday he'll sit on our face. With that luscious lower back and captivating crack, this comedy just went from funny to sexy! Later we see his ass as he bends over while looking for some spaghetti sauce. Try not to sauce your pants while watching it. A season later, and we get to watch as Pete rails a woman in a changing room. Who knew Crashing would involve all that smashing? We bet Pete's hung like John Holmes! These days Pete is playing Tom on the professional bowling comedy How We Roll. Listen up home skillet, we know after seeing this boy next door you'd bang on the floor, Pete Holmes will have you dreaming about being pinned underneath this perfect ten!