Presidents Day (2016)

Pretty much every notable day on the calendar has a slasher movie. There's Halloween (1978), of course, but also April Fool's Day (1986), My Bloody Valentine (1981), Graduation Day (1981), Black Christmas (1974), Prom Night (1980) and a whole lot more. But it wasn't until 2016 that David Zuckerman would introduce the world to the petrifying POTUS-based terror of Presidents Day (2016). A clever parody of the genre, the movie is all about a group of friends (Benjamin Goodwin, Dax Hill, Chelsea Taylor Leech, Brittany Faith Rosoff and Monica Ricketts) who head out to a remote cabin in the woods for the underappreciated holiday, and accidentally summon a zombified version of a ton of presidents. From FDR (J. Barrett Cooper) struggling to chase the gang through the woods in his wheelchair to Taft (Don Schlossman) getting stuck in a bathtub, all the way to James K. Polk (Mike Ostroski) not appreciating that nobody recognizes him, American history fans will get a kick out of all the references in this one. But the main big bad is Honest Abe himself (Jordan Leach), who the gang decide to take out by summoning his assassin, John Wilkes Booth (Michael Minto) to take him out again. Can our squad of sexy young people take out the zombified Commanders in Chief or are the leaders of the free world going to be too much for them to handle? We have to side with the zombies because we wanted to eat Jud Zumwalt up when we admire him shirtless as he shoots colonial zombies. He then shows off his bare buns when he hops into the lake naked, and in a rather sexy cameo, the film's director David Zuckerman takes off his shirt to join him. We want to dive in after these two hunks! Which holiday slasher is the most fun and lets us see some nice buns? Our vote goes to Presidents Day!