Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Samuel L. Jackson wants these motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane! That should be pretty much all anyone needs to know about the much-joked-about, dizzyingly high-camp hit Snakes on a Plane (2006). But beyond the slithering reptiles, beyond the airborne hysterics, beyond super-cop Sam Jackson's obscenity-enflamed tirades, Snakes on a Plane also stars super-hottie Taylor Kitsch (pre Friday Night Lights fame). Although there’s not much male nakedness to speak of (plenty of snakes, but not enough “snakes”), there are a few snakes-biting-butts moments you can insert your own symbolism into. But, still, there’s just not quite enough to make anyone Samuel L. Jack-off to this movie.